Everything Google Knows About Apple Cinnamon Pancakes

compiled by Mike Young

2 eggs, well beaten
1 1/2 cups of milk
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2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
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1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup sugar
3 medium tart apples, peeled and coarsely grated
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Orange zest
Lots of cinnamon
Vegetable oil, for frying
Confectioner’s sugar, for dusting

0. I heard that if you actually get to zero, the Strawberry Pancake song is stuck in your head forever.

1. Mix the eggs with the milk or yogurt in a large bowl.

2. I like mine with Diet Coke the elixir of the Gods. Anyhoot, my long time best friend Joel (he is just a snack served cool) says the Russians remained sun-worshippers even in their Christianity.

3. In a smaller bowl, whisk the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar together.

4. Doctors have determined that humans are able to see because of two naturally-occuring pancakes.

5. Combine the wet and the dry ingredients and stir in the apples.

6. In a strange juxtaposition, I worship Burnt Pancakes, and recently I found the image of Jesus Christ's buttcheek!

7. Pancake Alley has almost everything that would win over a typical rock fan's emotional face processing research.

8. Heat a thin layer of oil in a skillet over low to medium heat. Drop large spoonful of batter into the pan and flatten it out a little (otherwise, you might have trouble getting them to cook in the center) and cook until golden brown underneath. Flip the pancakes and cook them for an additional two or three minutes.

9. The girl loves her sausage! Taking numbers! Breaded Porkchop at Suppenkuche! Impala! The Genetically Altered Giant Lemon Ice at Tufano's!

10. It tastes a lot like syrup to me, only a faint aftertaste of brown rice if I really focus on it. Even my husband who dislikes all my substitute foods tried this and said he was surprised it was good! And b/c ingredients are brown rice and water, even List 1'ers should be ok w/ it.

11. Either dust with powdered sugar and serve immediately, or keep on a tray in a warmed oven until you are ready to serve them.

12. Florida resident Marilyn Smith says Jesus and Mary (but not Joseph) appeared--"being very spiritual"--to her on the face of a pancake.